For your daily dose of me, please apply directly to your forehead. Repeat until you are me.

S&M isn't appealing, at all.

But, holy shit, a guy that takes control and makes you feel small.

I just---

 

Its a turn-on.

Liars are hot. People that scheme and concoct really elaborate plans are so.ridiculously attractive.

Case in point: every single actor from every heist movie ever.

When the twist shows, I sploosh.