For your daily dose of me, please apply directly to your forehead. Repeat until you are me.

This new job is such dream.

Finally got an office job. Shitty Starfucks ain't my home anymore.

Feels good, man.

I get to wear super slutty officewear and be that cool hot receptionist now.
Fun times.

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new job, new love(s), new year

Feels pretty good to just have an awesome change.

Finished my first day at work today and I've been on a high ever since.

This cubicle is me. This is what I've been waiting for so long. Everything about me can be summed up in just today.

I am me. I am here.
Fucking finally.

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tell me about your R.I.G.

Dear god pls tell me more.
That is so ridiculously attractive.

....just saying.
I HAVE A PROBLEM.

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wat

Literally had to defriend this guy because he isn't responding to any of my messages. Its weird too because I thought he was pretty cool, then he was literally just like "stahp" and hasn't even talked to me since.

wtf.

Am I a bad person or something? I don't even know what I did.

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Remember that one time I rapped?

Can't believe its not butter. Never had a real supper.
Taking food in a tupper. Starving in the summer.
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Lots of Discontent

Classes start in a few days. Not super excite about this semester especially with the introduction of a Calc 2 based class, but....ehhhhh. Its not gonna be super fun.

All the regular group is back in town, but I think its run its course. I've this horrid habit of changing my acquaintances every few months, even quicker nonIRL. Let's see how long this lasts....

Happy belated birthday. I miss you.

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S&M isn't appealing, at all.

But, holy shit, a guy that takes control and makes you feel small.

I just---

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