FGC not quite yet

People seem to know me now. That's pretty cool.

I've never been well known a group before so its kinda like sudo-fame?
Not even, actually.
Its like going to a bar and recognizing that person you haven't seen since Elementary School because they got expelled for something silly. That's what's its like: borderline infamy.

Hey, you're that person that's bad at that video game!

Uh...yeah. That's me.

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#silverproblems

League has kinda lost its appeal.
I didn't want it to, but you know, happens.

After getting Silver, I've been less inclined to play in general. Not because its not a challenge, but it just isn't as fun as it used to be and I don't know why. Everyone seems to be so serious about it.

Boo, I'm gonna climb the ladder tonight or Fuck these bronze scrubs, why the fuck is my team so fucking bad and I'm just sitting here like Hey guys, remember when this game used to be fun?

No.
I actually don't remember it being fun. Ever.
I remember getting really upset over shitty teams and thinking everyone looked down at me just because I didn't have a cool border.
I remember my ADC cursing me out because my comprehension of the game was not where it needed to be, so apparently I shouldn't be allowed to play the game ever.
I remember going 0-24-2 for about fifteen levels straight when I first joined because of troll smurf accounts.

I don't know, man.

I just want to have fun with this game now and I've been spending so much time trying to improve that I forgot what made it fun.

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League of Lamentations

Played three two games in a row with Tantman. I tried to focus; super tired from work, but need to keep on if I want to even start considering gold rank. We lost both of them. He blames me and, to be honest, I don't give a fuck. If he didn't carry half the team, I wouldn't even play with him because he just bitches and moans so.much.

To be fair, he is like ten (lol, not really) fourteen? Bothers me more that he has a better elo than me AND is younger, but I guess that's how it goes sometimes?

/salt

The unforgivable thing here is dissing Tristana and calling her "the most useless character in League of Legends ever". That is straight up elitist bullshit right there. AP Trist has some of the best ratios in the game, ignoring Nunu for a second, and her range is vastly superior than 95% of every ADC ever created. Can we just take a second to also talk about her passive which allows her to harrass enemies with just minion kills? MAGIC DAMAGE EVEN. Why does an ADC need to scale with magic damage, you ask? BECAUSE TRISTANA JUST FUCKING CAN, that's why.

Okay. So clearly, I am upset about this, but I'm going to do the adult thing and pretend like I'm not bothered by it at all and just continue to use this kid to get me closer to my goal.

Sorry, but not really, bro.

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